HEY BITCHES



skreetfighter:

when u nut and shawty keep suckin

Can I tell you a secret?



spockdropandroll:

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(via androidkind)



If you live in West Virginia in North America…

anotherknifeinmybed:

10rosetyler:

rightfulqueenofhell:

DO NOT DRINK, BATHE WITH, LAUNDER OR EVEN BOIL YOUR WATER.

THERE HAS BEEN A CHEMICAL LEAK. AREA HAS BEEN DECLARED A FEDERAL EMERGENCY.

  • WATER IS TOXIC IN WEST VIRIGINIA DO NOT USE IT. AT ALL.

I know I’m not American but I know some of my followers are. I just wanted to give you a heads up. Please let your loved ones in the area know.

For more information: http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/140109_22268.shtml

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I heard about this earlier, and it’s true. The water isn’t safe. I don’t know what the weather is like currently but if there’s any rain or snow, put buckets outside to collect it then go inside to boil it clean. You can use that to drink so you won’t go thirsty. That’s the only water that can be trusted. Please be safe.

(via coffeesclosers)



My mom was driving and messing with her phone so I grab hold of her arm and said something and she just fucking yelled at me so whatever. Fuck you too bitch.



heartofthehydra:

sext : i wanna be w/ u irl

(Source: babymilksnake, via wanksclub)



What?
probably-a-succubus:

i have a poncho but it makes a great blanket too
everyone needs a poncho
everyone

Ponchos are like the throw blanket’s inbred asshole of a cousin. I detest ponchos. My mom owns four.